Bout time I got round to doing this review of it as I did go see it Thursday when it opened.
I thought long and hard on if I really wanted to do this film for the first movie review and why not but the review isn’t gonna be on the film itself per say…
Now I did think this out allot beforehand and I wanna review the shit out of this film because even with all its flaws I found enjoyment in it my main beef is with the abundance of fuck head that goes to the movies to ruin it for everyone and this will be my main focal point in this review.
But I did say I would review the film so lets get the good bit over and done with…
X-Men has never been a big thing in my years of being somewhat of a geek. I really don’t keep track of characters outside of the main ones, could never be bothered keeping track of all the different teams within the X-Men themselves and the list of reasons goes on. I does boggle the mind to think that every comic book nerd knows something about the X-Men mythology which is not the case I know allot of comic fans that seriously stay away from the X-Men series like its the plague but having movies come out is our way of seeing kinda/sorta what we missed with allot of things (this goes to my meeting with watching Hellboy for the first time never read the comics but I loved the movie) but I digress now so back on track.
I will point out that I will not ruin this film for anyone by spoiling it and giving away content in it but I will say don’t hang around for the end credits there is nothing afterwards like other marvel movies that will save you sitting there like I did lol.
X-Men first class for me wasn’t what I was expecting it really was surprisingly good, not great but still good in saying this you already know pretty much what the set-ups are and there isn’t much you can throw at the audience as you already know how things play out between Xavier and Magneto. I treated this flick more like it was like an origins film, the telling of how things were before the new mutants arrived on the scene. Its a great falling out story of the 2 biggest names in the X-Men mythology but I still found it lacking in most respects with the lack of building the friendship and made it come off rather than 2 friends which we are lead to believe within the comic series and movies that they were to be more like a partnership in a business and then one wanting to go out on his own, there was no real core or idea that they could really be sort of “chummy chummy” outside of just being mutants but that’s just me. But really with all the films flaws I still enjoyed it and this is just my little nagging feeling I took away after the film, I couldn’t rip this film a new asshole as the 2 movies that came before it are complete dogshit in comparison (X3 and Wolverine). I highly recommend this film and I plan on going to see it again because of the next part of my review…
Now who the fuck goes to a movie to ruin it for the rest of us by making half assed jokes, having a full on conversation with your buddys and and act like a fucking child would when they have a poopy nappy?
This was one of the reasons I couldn’t enjoy the flick to its fullest intent which is why its not torn asunder. Now I get your out with your boys, your having a good time but fuck you I paid $18 to see a film I have been looking forward to for the whole month and you bunch of nut crusted, matching outfitted, poodle hair do wearing cunt rags feel the need to treat it like we are in your lounge room. By the end of the film I was way too tired to go and complain about this bullshit and headed home.
But really this is why I rarely go out anywhere anymore cause I am really sick of this fucking ass backwards trends that turn up if its not gangsta shit wannabes round my way its a bunch of fully sick wog douche bag lads now the only thing I have to suggest to the 8 fucking morons that ruined my experience with this film is
1 - Its adorable that you boys can all dress alike for date night with one another down to a tea with the matching bumbags and hairstyles.
2 - Have some fucking respect for the people who want to see the flick.
I feel the need to tell them that there’s another Vin Diesel movie about cars coming out that they can go jack off about again and again cause they’ll never see a license for another 5 years cause mummy and daddy don’t want them to drive yet. Sometimes I think people should be beaten with a brick stick with the Neanderthal way they act but it could just be the western suburbs and I swear I am surprised these idiots are still alive and don’t need to wear a helmet to go outside.
In short good movie, go see it just go during school hours to make sure the children aren’t there to ruin it for you.
Now time for bed…
Night guys,
LB